#Library #Smells #Weed
Well everyone in paintin is talking about it something smells like weed in that back part of the library no one has located the source of the weed smell but witnesses say that it seems to come from that area of the library behind the computer desk between the magazine rack and that weird couch
Head librarian cookie Stevens and library volunteers Margaret Mosier and Gale Frederick’s were in the middle of discussing the upcoming used book sale laganja when they smelled something strange smell marijuana somewhere we’re like shocked yeah and so Doug goes do you smell it oh I thought it was my
Linguini than that message I’m saying funny like it was on fire he thought it was cookies laying cause he’s on fire I couldn’t believe it was drawing up with a library again you guessed this is not like a couch and Chong or something without any way to confirm that the
Smell was indeed weed cookie Stevens called her husband sheriff Stevens who called in local ceramics teacher Dutch Gibbs who lived in Seattle for a few months in the 70s yeah that’s weed sheriff Stevens has begun compiling a list of potential suspects including that boy Lance who has girl hair and
Hangs out down by the quarry greg Franchi who was spotted this evening really going to town in some potato skins at stake Jake’s Steakhouse and mr. Thompson luckily one young reading enthusiast seemed unperturbed by the illicit smell I hear a lot of people talking about I mean I don’t I don’t
Smell anything I mean yeah yeah I don’t smell anything I I really really really love the library the weed smell comes on the heels of last month’s discovery of a gigantic pair of women’s Underpants in the children’s fiction section according to Stevens that case remains open as well
Well too bad it wasn’t method just could have had you come down and sniff it out hung Kathy eat [ __ ] Randall I’m in recovery
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