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– If you don’t get your look up Marley, say cheese, the (beep) outta here. – If you don’t get your weird outfit, ass out here (beep). It look like you sit knees first on the couch, like this. – The dude I’m ’bout to bring out here is one of the hottest rappers in the game. Yeah, they say he one of the most controversial dudes in the game, make some noise for Ski Mask The Bird God. Ski Mask The Bird Dog. – Who is that kid? – What’s up, man, you all right. Y’all know Ski Mask? – Ain’t no ski mask, – You can’t call nobody. You can’t (beep). – You can’t fire me, I come to this show when I want to. – Y’all give it, you damn right. Y’all keep it going for, he can’t be fired, he too talented, he too crazy, Karlous Miller. ♪ Wild ‘N Out ♪
(audience applause) – The topic is Tattoos. ♪ Pick up & kill it ♪ ♪ And kill it, and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up & kill it ♪ ♪ Wiz don’t let me have it ♪ ♪ I’m way above average ♪ ♪ Me and you, yeah ♪ ♪ Think we both tatted ♪
♪ Yeah we both tatted ♪ ♪ I got a lot ♪ ♪ I’m getting tattoos and I’ll never stop ♪ ♪ You’ll never stop ♪ ♪ I’m doing the whop ♪ ♪ We gon go out here and make it pop lock ♪ ♪ Make it pop lock ♪
♪ Know you can’t stop me ♪ ♪ Told you before I’m a ink my whole body ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Ink your whole body ♪ ♪ Young’s a real fellow ♪ ♪ And everybody know black and yellow ♪ ♪ Black and yellow ♪ ♪ I made that it hurt ♪
♪ Got so many tatt’s it look like a shirt ♪ (audience cheers) ♪ Pick up & kill it ♪ ♪ Wild ‘N Out ♪ – Homeless people do this with the money you give them. – (beep) Whoa. (audience ohs) – All right Trump, she got over the wall. ♪ Wild ‘N Out ♪ – Do the Gwara Gwara Do the this is America ♪ Wild ‘N Out ♪ – Wanna root. – Clayton, your nose look like a soft (beep) – Justina, you use your nose to pick locks, you don’t get outta here, Sandra Bullock face having mutha (beep) – Clayton, you big for no reason, big head, big hands, big feet, small (beep) having head ass balls. – Big (beep) having ass with that God damn big balls you got going on down there. I’m trying to pick my kids up from school. – You out. – [Audience] Got Damned. ♪ Wild ‘N Out ♪ – You sexy in person. You know what, if you gon let me show you what I’d do to you after the show, just leave that water in your mouth. Oh, I got a chance, huh. I see you later. – What about me, can I have some sex? – Girl you spit that out, damn girl. – Aw, that aint (beep) ♪ Wild ‘N Out ♪ ♪ This is Atlanta the home of black show biz ♪ ♪ But what I didn’t know ♪ ♪ is that out here dudes be wearing wigs ♪ ♪ At the family reunion ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ This my cousin Tasha ♪ ♪ She’s aggressive, she be harming me ♪ ♪ But look, don’t she look like Bizzy Bone from ♪ ♪ Bone thugs N Harmony ♪ (buzzer) ♪ At the family reunion ♪
– Man, the bald head (beep) me up, man. I came back after that damn bald head, man. Y’all seen that (beep) (beep) said boom, man. I thought his head blew up, man. I can’t (beep) that, I’m sorry Mom. – Man yo head look like an ashtray without the wig. ♪ Wild ‘N Out ♪ ♪ I said I-I-I-I lost my voice ♪ ♪ I-I-I-I lost my voice ♪ ♪ So I sound like, ♪ ♪ mm, mm, ah, ah, ♪ ♪ mm, mm, ah, ah ♪ ♪ Mm, mm, ah, ah ♪ ♪ Mm, ah ♪ ♪ mm, mm, ah, ah ♪ ♪ Mm, mm, ah, ah ♪ ♪ Mm, mm, ah, ah ♪
♪ Mm, ah ♪ ♪ Look, running round in the Bentley with it ♪ ♪ Everybody know I got it ♪ ♪ Quick running through the whole hood with it ♪ ♪ Bouncing like a sock drop ♪ ♪ With bad little bitty riding with me ♪ ♪ She about to get none ♪
♪ I didn’t have to go and finish school ♪ ♪ ’cause I drop my talent ♪ ♪ Hold up, hold up ♪ (beat boxing) ♪ Who, huh, who, huh, who, huh ♪ ♪ Yo ♪ ♪ Who, huh, who, huh, who ♪ ♪ Yo ♪ ♪ Okay ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ (Audience chants Hey)
♪ Okay ♪ ♪ Aw ♪ ♪ Hey, hey ♪ ♪ Wild ‘N Out ♪ – It’s my little brother, y’all. My blood brother, and he wanted to be something with his life, and look at him, he a college graduate, and now he on this show. – Remember all that stuff you was telling me about Los
At the crib, so we gonna get to the bottom of this, bro. We bout to find out right now. – [Red Team Member] Big ass shoes. I’m on your team, I’m sorry. – Hey man, leave me alone. All right. – [Black Team Member] And the shoes man. ♪ I say they call them big stuff. ♪ ♪ Big stuff ♪ – Cannon’s got big feet. – Anyway, I’m tryna to ask your man, some very important questions right now.
– [Black Team Member] Let your shoes ask? – Hey man. – Order in this court please DJ DeRay? – [Red Team Member] He want the shoe, and nothing but the shoe. (laughs) – Shoo! ♪ Shoe, shoe, shoe ♪ ♪ Shoe, shoe, shoe ♪ ♪ Shoe, shoe, shoe ♪ ♪ Shoe, shoe, shoe ♪ ♪ Wild ‘N Out ♪ – You say I dress like a step Dad, bro. You dress like a 13 year old, so what’s that about. I done put lights in Africa, I don’t mean to put yours out. ♪ Wild ‘N Out ♪ – Wella root. – And girl, if you don’t get your sexy ass up outta here. – Boy, you so ugly, I’m talking so loud, ’cause your ears so small. – Say your girl, if you don’t get your, I’m staying at the Marriott downtown, Room 163 ass up outta here. – Well that’s good because your teeth looking like hotel pillows, so makes sense to me. – You’re out. ♪ Wild ‘N Out ♪ – Things Cortez gets mistaken for. – But Rico, it’s about me. – I got you. – What is this button? – Heck yeah, – Hold on, wait, wait, wait. What is the joystick from Ms Pacman. – We are killing. – Who is a Sincada? What is a big toe? What is a nut sack? (bell dings) – What is a light bulb? – What is a housefly? – What is SpongeBob with his Jellyfish glasses on? What is a snapping turtle. What is sesame seed on a hamburger bun? – What is a titty nipple, stupid? ♪ Wild ‘N Out ♪ ♪ Pick up & kill it ♪ ♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ – The topic is Rumors ♪ Pick up & kill it ♪ ♪ And kill it and kill It ♪ ♪ Pick up & kill it ♪ ♪ And kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up & kill it ♪ ♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ I know you heard, I taste like a skittle ♪ ♪ But you’ll never know cause I heard you little ♪ ♪ Heard that I’m little, I bet you is thick ♪
♪ I heard you on the show because you slept with Nick ♪ ♪ I slept with Nick, you know that’s (beep) not true ♪ ♪ You just mad, ’cause I won’t sleep with you ♪ ♪ I heard that it stink and that is a sin ♪
♪ That’s why you can’t find you a boyfriend ♪ (bell dings) – Bitch ♪ Pick up and kill it ♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ Wild ‘N Out ♪ – Give it up for the Grinch that stole my food stamps. (bell dings) – Ha, ha. – Give it up for the throw up emoji. – The real definition of a head of lettuce. – Thank you love, thank you. ♪ Wild ‘N Out ♪ – Okay, check it out. ♪ Girl I’m the king of the jungle ♪ ♪ I’ll give you this banana ♪ ♪ Yeah I’m ready to rumble ♪ ♪ Then they tool me out the jungle. ♪ – You can’t say king. – You said King. – You can’t say king. – Get your ass over here, light-skinned, dummy. – Okay, let me do it again, let me do it again. – No, no. ♪ Me and you on this couch won’t last long ♪ ♪ I chase around people with a mask on ♪ ♪ I be peeping my prayers, plus I be beefing with my sister ♪ ♪ For like 50 years ♪ ♪ Take this stand you out ♪
♪ We could trick or treat, trick or trick with the candy out ♪ ♪ I mean, here’s another hint for you ♪ ♪ Flame in it, this movie title, got my name in it ♪ ♪ Holla ween playa, holla ween playa. ♪ No, I said holla, I didn’t say Hallow. – You said ween though, get yo big head ass over here. – Holla, holla – You still said ween. – Holla we ain’t playing, not Halloween. – Man I need some smart people on my team. ♪ Wild ‘N Out ♪ – I’m just be real, I’m Nick thoughts. I don’t know why I came out here dressed like the pregnant THOTs that be on High School. That was a joke, but forget all that, can you, am I ugly is that the reason you had spit that water out? That’s why you did that? So now we back to it. So you will have sex with me, you will have sex with me. I’ll catch it for you, I’ll catch it. ♪ Wild ‘N Out ♪ – This is my 3rd season on the show right here. How come you won’t let me talk? Y’all just bringing it all on me now, just. – You know it’s crazy, ’cause I got a voice. I’m say one thing, and I’m a keep it real. Anyone one of you beautiful lades come talk to me, I promise I won’t be speechless. – That’s exactly why we don’t let your ass talk. Shut your ass up, and get to hopping back, get on over there. Your privileges have been revoked. ♪ Wild ‘N Out ♪ – Your answer is things Black people say while watching scary movies. – What is this white (beep) trip and fall one more mutha (beep) time. – God, had it been me, but I would (beep) that (beep) up, player, like. – What is yeah, yeah, I can talk, don’t even worry about, I’m at the movies but what’s up. Yeah talk to me. – So what’s that supposed to be, tryna say we talk at the movies? – Man ain’t nobody watching the movie, come and get me some of this (beep) girl. ♪ Wild ‘N Out ♪ – What up B, (cackles) Talk young (beep). – I’m tryna tell you (beep) – Talking (beep), talking (beep). – Ah, hell naw. – Talking, talking. – Hell naw. – She done (beep) pulled her titties in my hand. Now listen, what I’m about to say, might hurt your pride. But this how you dress when find you can’t find your clothes and your Uber outside. ♪ Wild ‘N Out ♪ – Hitman, first your teeth was small, now they large. Baby boy, they didn’t have those in a medium. – You are out. – Got damned, TKO. (bell dings) ♪ Wild ‘N Out ♪ ♪ The wildstyle ♪ ♪ Feet that come with better rules ♪ ♪ I’m about to do it bigger than your look, brother’s shoes ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Than your lil brother shoes ♪
♪ I’m bout to do it bigger than your little brother shoes ♪ ♪ Look at these ♪ ♪ These is his red boots ♪ ♪ They bigger than hell, and you know he gon shoe. ♪ ♪ Step, boom, step, boom, step, boom ♪ ♪ Whatcha coming in lil brother ♪ ♪ Chico stop playing ♪ ♪ Ain’t no need to amp, you know his little brother ♪ ♪ Is the kickball champ ♪ ♪ I said the kickball champ, he be booting it long ♪ ♪ His brother boot so big, you know that you wrong ♪
♪ Chico bean you do stand up ♪ ♪ Somebody shoulda remind me ♪ ♪ But Nick bought 85 south like Bulls in the ’90s ♪ – Okay. ♪ Win, you sound like (beep) ♪ ♪ When you run it sound like this ♪ ♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪ ♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪ – Hey Chico. ♪ You know I be spitting ♪ ♪ Imagine getting jumped in here ♪ ♪ Nick tell your brother get some kicks in ♪ – You on his team! ♪ Wild ‘N Out ♪ ♪ I’m the king of the jungle (laughs) ♪ – Okay, listen, okay. ♪ Now I ain’t gonna lie ♪ ♪ This movie real good ♪ ♪ But I didn’t see it ♪ ♪ ’cause a (beep) from the hood ♪ ♪ Ain’t gonna lie ♪ ♪ This movie real hard ♪ ♪ If you let me go down there ♪
♪ I’m a have you sounding like that monster ♪ – Star Wars, Star Wars, I said Star Wars. – She said it. (Chewbacca growl) ♪ Wild ‘N Out ♪ – The answer is things white people say while watching a scary movie. – What is Oh my God, can you guys be quiet! – What is, yes 911 there’s some Black people watching a movie right now! – I got another one, I got another one. – Actually that could never happen because the human body scientifically doesn’t carry that much blood. – What is (hand banging) I was on you guys’ side! ♪ Wild ‘N Out ♪ ♪ Pickup & kill it ♪ ♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ – The topic is getting fired. ♪ Pick up & kill it ♪ ♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pickup & kill it ♪ ♪ And kill it and kill it ♪
♪ You didn’t get fired, I thought you retired ♪ ♪ Heard you on the radio crying and crying ♪ ♪ Crying and crying (beep) you wish ♪ ♪ Man I didn’t get fired (beep) I quit ♪ ♪ He said he quick, I don’t want to go fast ♪
♪ But you need to put on this damn ski mask ♪ ♪ Nick you say you a Boss, but you a liar ♪ ♪ You let the white people tell me that I was fired ♪ ♪ How the white people tell me I aint got not job ♪
♪ When the black dude was the one that put me on ♪ ♪ The one that put you on ♪ ♪ and we keep going to the break of dawn ♪ ♪ ’cause you my man, word is born, don’t leave me hanging ♪ ♪ You know what I’m saying ♪
♪ Okay, Nick, I see that you Wild ‘N, we’ll call it even ♪ ♪ Just give me 20 thousand ♪ ♪ Give you 20 thousand, yo that’s so easy ♪ ♪ I got that in my pocket, you got it my neezy ♪ ♪ This is my show, and you are my cat ♪
♪ So (beep) what they talk about, you got your job back ♪ ♪ Pick up & kill it ♪ ♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up & kill it ♪ ♪ And kill it and kill it ♪
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