#EVIL #FORTUNE #COOKIE
SHUT UP! Anthony: That is not how you open a fortune cookie! THIS IS! Ian: Dude! that’s dangerous! Danger is my middle name! GIMME ALL YOUR MILK! Who the hell are you? I CAN SMELL THE MILK! TELL ME WHERE IT IS! it’s over there in the… fridge Thank you…dawg! (Kiss) Ah… milk
Well that was pretty weird Which part, the fact that he stole our milk or the fact that he kissed me? No, my fortune predicted that i met a guy with an eyepatch So… is your fortune cookie gonna predict the future AGAIN? Well that was pretty firetrucking weird, right? What does it say?
Get the shovel! There is NOTHING in there! I feel like an IDIOT! LOOK! Looks like some sort of… ancient language… OH SWEET! DUDE, WERE GONNA BE RICH! (Cheers) What is it? It… says… you and i get married… Wait… like i MARRY you?! How is this possible? It’s not!
But the other 2 fortunes were correct! I’m not gay! Are you? You kidding?! Sooooo… that’s a yes? NO! IAN, IT’S A STUPID FORTUNE COOKIE! FORGET ABOUT IT! no! Anthony, you don’t understand! It’s for telling a prophecy! There’s no way around it! What if this was all meant to be?
Anthony Danger Padilla, Will you marry me? You need help! FINE! I WOULD HAVE JUST DIVORCED YOU ANYWAY! Men! DAMN IT! OUR PLAN HAS FAILED! How are we gonna make money on that new website now? I knew we shouldn’t have paid for that billboard!
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