#Honda #Robotics #SNL
>> WELCOME TO THE HONDA ROBOTICS LOUNGE HERE AT NEXCON. WE ARE OFFERING GLIMPSES INTO HONDA’S ADVANCES INTO ROBOTIC TECHNOLOGIES ALL DAY. IF EVERYONE COULD PUT THEIR PHONES ON AIRPLANE MODE FOR THIS NEXT PORTION, THAT WOULD BE GREAT. NOW, IS ANYBODY HUNGRY? I GOT GOOD NEWS. WE HIRED A COUPLE OF CATERERS
FOR THIS EVENT. YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE THEM, ACTUALLY. HONDA’S SECOND GENERATION MOBILE SMART BOTS, DOSSIMO AND DOSSIMA. >> WOULD YOU LIKE A MAC AND CHEESEBALL? >> YES, I WOULD. THANK YOU, DOSSIMO. AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE DOSSIMA? >> WOULD YOU LIKE A CRUNCHY MINI QUESADILLA? >> OOH, YES, MA’AM.
>> HEY, THOSE ARE FOR THE GUESTS. >> OKAY, GREAT JOB YOU TWO. >> HIGH FIVE. >> POUND IT. >> NOW WOULD YOU PLEASE SERVE OUR GUESTS? >> DO YOU WANT A TASTY MINI QUESADILLA. DO YOU LIKE A TASTY, CRUNCHY, YUMMY, MINI QUESADILLA? >> WOW, LOOK AT HER GO, FOLKS.
WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING UP HERE, DOSSIMO? GET ON DOWN THERE WITH THOSE MAC AND CHEESE BALLS. I SEE SOME PEOPLE’S MOUTHS WATERING. >> WOULD YOU LIKE A MAC AND CHEESEBALL? BALL? BALL? BALL? >> LOOKS LIKE DOSSIMO IS HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF TROUBLE. LET’S GET ONE OF OUR HONDA ROBO
WRANGLERS OUT HERE. KAREN? >> I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS IT, BUT IF ANYONE’S CELL PHONE IS NOT ON WI-FI, IT’S GOING TO MESS WITH THESE THINGS. >> WOULD YOU LIKE A MAC AND CHEESEBALL? >> NO! >> WOULD YOU LIKE AN OOEY, GOOEY, CHEESY — >> IT’S FACE IS SO COLD.
>> GUESS WHO’S READY WITH THOSE MAC AND CHEESE BALLS. MAKE SURE YOU GET SOME OF THESE. >> WOULD YOU LIKE A MAC AND CHEESEBALL? >> I WANTED ONE OF THOSE MAC AND CHEESE BALLS. >> KAREN, WHY DON’T YOU COME OUT HERE AGAIN. >> MAN, I’M NOT PLAYING.
WE GOT FREE WI-FI IN HERE, PLEASE. >> WOULD YOU LIKE A MAC AND CHEESEBALL? POUND IT, POUND IT. >> STOP MOVE, DUDE! >> WHILE KAREN GIVES DOSSIMO A HAND, DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE EXCITING NEW HONDA ROBOTICS PROJECT? >> WOULD YOU LIKE A MINI QUESADILLA?
>> WHAT SORT OF PRACTICAL APPLICATIONS WOULD YOUR ROBOTS HAVE IN THE EVERYDAY WORLD IS THIS. >> NOW, THAT IS AN EXCELLENT QUESTION, BUT FIRST, SIR, WOULD YOU MIND JUST GIVING DOSSIMO A LITTLE SPIN THERE, THANK YOU. >> WOULD YOU LIKE A QUESADILLA? >> NO. >> SORRY, EVERYONE, THIS ONE’S GOING BACK.
>> DO YOU WANT A MAC AND CHEESEBALL? >> WELL STAY DOWN, DUDE. >> DO YOU WANT A MAC AND CHEESEBALL? >> FOR REAL, I’M GOING TO CHECK EVERYBODY’S PHONE HERE. [ PHONE DINGS ]. >> DAMN, THAT WAS MY PHONE. I’M SORRY. MY BAD.
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