If chess pieces could talk:

#chess #pieces #talk

I am the best chess piece in the world shut up night I can move in Long diagonals so I can jump over pieces and you can’t I control more squares than you break it up kids who are you I am the rook and I can move in straight

Lines oh like me hell no I am way powerful than you oh yeah at least I’m not stuck in the corner like you that’s because I’m protecting the king hey stop lying I always protect the king you wanna fight hey who invited this little kid I did

Your majesty but who is he he is the pawn he gave birth to all of us except for the king and where’s the king oh guys where are you I need help checkmate