Zillow – SNL


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Zillow - SNL



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>> ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO SPICE UP YOUR LIFE? >> OH, YEAH. >> YOU USED TO WANT SEX BUT YOU’RE IN YOUR LATE 30s NOW. AND SEX ISN’T REALLY DOING IT FOR ME ANYMORE. >> YOU NEED SOMETHING NEW. >> SOMETHING EXCITING. >> I NEED A NEW FANTASY, THEN

YOU NEED — >> YOU NEED — >> ZILLOW. [ APPLAUSE ] >> YOU CAN HAVE SEX NOW AND WE’RE STANDING BY WAITING FOR YOU. >> AN UPDATED COLONIAL WITH MATURE LANDSCAPING. >> UNLEASH YOUR PASSIONS. >> I WANT TO FLIP THAT. >> FIND YOUR FANTASY.

>> I’D NEVER LIVE IN NORTH CAROLINA, BUT IF I DID I COULD BUY A BIG, GROSS MANSION. [ LAUGHTER ] ZILLOW. >> SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? PICK UP YOUR PHONE NOW. OPEN THE APP, AND TELL US WHAT YOU REALLY WANT. >> BROWSE BY YOURSELF. OR GO WILD AND INVITE YOUR PARTNER.

>> THE GUEST HAS ITS OWN LITTLE KITCHEN. OH — >> SO BAD! >> THE PLEASURE YOU ONCE GOT FROM SEX, NOW COMES FROM LOOKING AT OTHER PEOPLE’S HOUSES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> DON’T WORRY. YOU GET TOO CARRIED AWAY WITH THE FANTASY, JUST CLICK CONTACT LISTING AGENT FOR A RUDE AWAKENING. >> WELL, HELLO.

>> HI. THIS IS DONNA LASEREENY WITH RE/MAX. >> OH, HI. >> YOU’RE INTERESTED IN 13 CLOVER LANE? >> NO, IM NOT. >> SO, WHEN ARE YOU FREE? I CAN’T DO SUNDAY. >> NO. NEVER MIND. I’M NOT ACTUALLY LOOKING TO BUY. OKAY, THANK YOU. >> IF YOU’RE IN YOUR LATE 30s.

>> TIME FOR A NEW FANTASY — >> ON ZILLOW. >> ON ZILLOW. >> ON ZILLOW. >> HELLO? >> HI, DONNA LAZEREENY AGAIN, I’M GOING — >> YEAH, NO. MA’AM — >> BUT I HAVE ANOTHER PLACE ON >> I DON’T WANT TO BUY.


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